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Heroes always get remembered
But legends never die
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Created on 2015-02-02 09:18:38 (#2370966), last updated 2015-09-04 (509 weeks ago)
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Name: | нandѕoмe "dιd noтнιng wrong" jacĸ |
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Birthdate: | Jan 13 |
Location: | Helios, Pandoran Space |

That Was Me High-Fiving Myself |
You see, this is what I don’t get about you bad guys: You know the hero’s gonna win, but you don’t just die quickly. Example: This one guy in New Haven, right? City’s burning, people are dying left and right, yadda, yadda, yadda… This jackhole rushes me with a spoon, A FRICKIN’ SPOON! And I’m dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all, ‘WAAAAH!’ And-ahahaha… I can’t even… ahahahahah! He can’t see where he’s going, he’s bumping into stuff and… I dunno, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you’re a total bitch. |



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